I’m sure I’ve reblogged this before, but I’m sure I don’t care, and I’m sure I’d do it again.
I’m sure I’ve reblogged this before, but I’m sure I don’t care, and I’m sure I’d do it again.
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National Masturbation Month. Something I can get behind.
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IKEA are going to start selling their own swing on a digital camera. It’s made of cardboard called Knäppa It’ll hold 40 photographs at a time and plugs directly into your USB port. While it’s not the prettiest camera I do love the idea of a screen-less digital camera that brings people back to the wait-and-see days of film.
OMG
and this is why i love ikea
:O
Love it!!
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A graphical representation of the contradictions in the bible. Each red line links 2 contradicting statements.
WILL ALWAYS REBLOG.
WOAH
Blame the Council of Nicea, guys. Also, watch ‘Divine Women’.
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People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a bizarre activity. “For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I’m going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.” If you didn’t know what sleep was, and you had only seen it in a science fiction movie, you would think it was weird and tell all your friends about the movie you’d seen. “They had these people, you know? And they would walk around all day and be okay? And then, once a day, usually after dark, they would lie down on these special platforms and become unconscious. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life. As they lay there, completely vulnerable to their enemies, their only movements were to occasionally shift from one position to another; or, if one of the ‘mind adventures’ got too real, they would sit up and scream and be glad they weren’t unconscious anymore. Then they would drink a lot of coffee.” So, next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you’re in a science fiction movie. And whisper, “The creature is regenerating itself.
Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.
Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.
hahahahahahahahahha one fucking week omg
LOLOh my geeze…after just a week? This isn’t a good idea at any stage of a relationship, but ESPECIALLY a week. -_-
Do people this fucking stupid really exist?!
I bet it is fake but still…. this is fucking so funny!!!
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OH MY GOD
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After The Happy Endings.
these are so cool
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A Valentine’s for Homophobes
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